{"title":"The Chook Book Official Merchandise","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStep out of the daily grind and into the outback’s most toxic chook shed. \u003c\/strong\u003eThis isn’t your standard farmyard memorabilia, this is a tribute to the power struggles, inflated egos, and quiet absurdities of modern life, straight from the darkly funny pages of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/jasonkimberley.com\/products\/the-chook-book-chronicles-of-reginald\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"The Chook Book Product Page\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Chook Book\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-chook-book-chronicles-of-reginald","title":"The Chook Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt the heart of his kingdom stands Reginald, the Greatest Cock to Ever Live. A glorified alarm clock, a mad over-pecker of lower-ranked chooks. Resplendent with a crown-comb, an inflated ego, a talent for humiliation, and a bloodstained stump he calls his throne.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-order now, expected to ship early September, 2026.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jason Kimberley","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46694053216445,"sku":"TCB-HB-0001","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/bookmockup9The-Chook-Book_by_Jason-Kimberley_Author_Jason-Kimberley.jpg?v=1780478395"},{"product_id":"reginald-tea-towel","title":"Reginald Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eStraight from the ruthless pecking order of The Chook Book, these premium tea towels feature the gloriously rude, viciously sharp, and uncomfortably familiar characters from the outback’s most toxic chook shed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton twill tea towel\u003cbr\u003e🐓 70x45cm\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Two hang loops for easy display or hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":47991422845117,"sku":"U4zlTlmxxT4wIG|AS-COLOUR-1511-BLACK-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream","offer_id":47991423598781,"sku":"U4zlTlmxxT4wIG|AS-COLOUR-1511-CREAM-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":47991422910653,"sku":"U4zlTlmxxT4wIG|AS-COLOUR-1511-WHITE-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/reginald_cream_tea_towel_the_chook_book_jason_kimberley_0671656e-a48f-44f0-8a35-328b237efb22.jpg?v=1786683343"},{"product_id":"reginald-tee","title":"Reginald Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eE\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003every office, pub, and family gathering has its own ruthless hierarchy. Now, you can wear yours loud and proud with the Reginald T-shirt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eRegular fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eMid-weight\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e180 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e100% combed cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":47991775396029,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":47991775428797,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":47991775461565,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":47991775494333,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":47991775527101,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":47991775559869,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":47991775592637,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":47991776051389,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47991776084157,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47991776116925,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47991776149693,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47991776182461,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47991776215229,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47991776247997,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":47991776280765,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":47991776313533,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":47991776346301,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47991776379069,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47991776411837,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47991776444605,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47991776477373,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47991776510141,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47991776542909,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":47991776575677,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":47991776608445,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":47991776641213,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47991776673981,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47991776706749,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47991776739517,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47991776772285,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47991776805053,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47991776837821,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":47991776870589,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":47991776903357,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XS","offer_id":47991775166653,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":47991775199421,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":47991775232189,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":47991775264957,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":47991775297725,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47991775330493,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47991775363261,"sku":"YfIfq2zacAlNv0|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/reginald_t-shirt_black_the_chook_book_jason_kimberley_af70d3ff-b34c-4e6a-b809-a99474ef8b3c.jpg?v=1786687690"},{"product_id":"reginald-tote-bag-cream","title":"Reginald Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eDitch the flimsy plastic and carry your gear with the quiet confidence of a cock who thinks he owns the place.\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eEnter The Reginald Tote Bag—the ultimate carry-all for anyone navigating the ruthless pecking order of modern life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 One size 42cm x 42cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 Heavy weight, 320 GSM \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ OS","offer_id":48134206423229,"sku":"LC0gnNHTj3qh0S|AS-COLOUR-1001-BLACK-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48134215172285,"sku":"LC0gnNHTj3qh0S|AS-COLOUR-1001-CREAM-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/reginald_tote_bag_cream_the_chook_book_jason_kimberley_282b7b7b-23bf-4356-8f3a-f58568ba6830.jpg?v=1786689700"},{"product_id":"henrietta-number-two-tea-towel","title":"Henrietta 'Number Two' Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eStraight from the ruthless pecking order of The Chook Book, these premium tea towels feature the gloriously rude, viciously sharp, and uncomfortably familiar characters from the outback’s most toxic chook shed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton twill tea towel\u003cbr\u003e🐓 70x45cm\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Two hang loops for easy display or hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48016494657725,"sku":"uhbo4v3Ollo0oN|AS-COLOUR-1511-CREAM-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tea-towel-jason-kimberley-henrietta-cream_31e75479-467f-4965-a071-5e7cf9c9a2a1.jpg?v=1787109999"},{"product_id":"edgar-the-show-pony-tea-towel","title":"Edgar 'The Show Pony' Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eStraight from the ruthless pecking order of The Chook Book, these premium tea towels feature the gloriously rude, viciously sharp, and uncomfortably familiar characters from the outback’s most toxic chook shed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton twill tea towel\u003cbr\u003e🐓 70x45cm\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Two hang loops for easy display or hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48016663052477,"sku":"CgV6JmuKXZOa51|AS-COLOUR-1511-CREAM-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/edgar-tea-towel-the-chook-book-jason-kimberley-cream_c04b9643-7ca4-4e2d-b5bf-5411445c8358.jpg?v=1787109953"},{"product_id":"terry-the-poor-bastard-tea-towel","title":"Terry 'The Poor Bastard' Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eStraight from the ruthless pecking order of The Chook Book, these premium tea towels feature the gloriously rude, viciously sharp, and uncomfortably familiar characters from the outback’s most toxic chook shed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton twill tea towel\u003cbr\u003e🐓 70x45cm\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Two hang loops for easy display or hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ OS","offer_id":48134539051197,"sku":"HNFGqmKdeMMGaw|AS-COLOUR-1511-BLACK-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ OS","offer_id":48134539083965,"sku":"HNFGqmKdeMMGaw|AS-COLOUR-1511-WHITE-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48134547275965,"sku":"HNFGqmKdeMMGaw|AS-COLOUR-1511-CREAM-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tea-towel-jason-kimberley-terry-black.jpg?v=1787109913"},{"product_id":"gwendolyn-the-philosopher-tea-towel","title":"Gwendolyn 'The Philosopher' Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eStraight from the ruthless pecking order of The Chook Book, these premium tea towels feature the gloriously rude, viciously sharp, and uncomfortably familiar characters from the outback’s most toxic chook shed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton twill tea towel\u003cbr\u003e🐓 70x45cm\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Two hang loops for easy display or hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ OS","offer_id":48016955179197,"sku":"OeZDIoBCicxQIo|AS-COLOUR-1511-BLACK-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ OS","offer_id":48016955244733,"sku":"OeZDIoBCicxQIo|AS-COLOUR-1511-WHITE-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48016955277501,"sku":"OeZDIoBCicxQIo|AS-COLOUR-1511-CREAM-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tea-towel-jason-kimberley-gwendolyn-black.jpg?v=1787109879"},{"product_id":"frank-the-shit-stirrer-tea-towel","title":"Frank 'The Shit Stirrer' Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eStraight from the ruthless pecking order of The Chook Book, these premium tea towels feature the gloriously rude, viciously sharp, and uncomfortably familiar characters from the outback’s most toxic chook shed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton twill tea towel\u003cbr\u003e🐓 70x45cm\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Two hang loops for easy display or hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ OS","offer_id":48017148936381,"sku":"vDVggnkq02UAGD|AS-COLOUR-1511-BLACK-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ OS","offer_id":48017149001917,"sku":"vDVggnkq02UAGD|AS-COLOUR-1511-WHITE-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48017149034685,"sku":"vDVggnkq02UAGD|AS-COLOUR-1511-CREAM-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tea-towel-jason-kimberley-frank-black.jpg?v=1787109844"},{"product_id":"the-chook-book-tea-towel","title":"The Chook Book Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eStraight from the ruthless pecking order of The Chook Book, these premium tea towels feature the gloriously rude, viciously sharp, and uncomfortably familiar characters from the outback’s most toxic chook shed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton twill tea towel\u003cbr\u003e🐓 70x45cm\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Two hang loops for easy display or hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ OS","offer_id":48134602621117,"sku":"s1Nd8wxlICPC17|AS-COLOUR-1511-BLACK-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tea-towel-jason-kimberley-black-and-gold.jpg?v=1787109781"},{"product_id":"terry-the-poor-bastard-tee","title":"Terry 'The Poor Bastard' Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eE\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003every office, pub, and family gathering has its own ruthless hierarchy. Now, you can wear yours loud and proud with the Terry T-shirt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eRegular fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eMid-weight\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e180 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e100% combed cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48134103171261,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48134103204029,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48134103236797,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48134103269565,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48134103302333,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48134103335101,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48134103367869,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48134103400637,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48134103433405,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":48134094782653,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48134094815421,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48134094848189,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48134094880957,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48134094913725,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48134094946493,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":48134094979261,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48134103466173,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48134103498941,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48134103531709,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48134103564477,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48134103597245,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48134103630013,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48134103662781,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48134103695549,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48134103728317,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48134103793853,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48134103826621,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48134103859389,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48134103892157,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48134103924925,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48134103957693,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48134103990461,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48134104023229,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":48134104055997,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XS","offer_id":48134094553277,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":48134094586045,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":48134094618813,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":48134094651581,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":48134094684349,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48134094717117,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48134094749885,"sku":"4aRUV71iSbWyEB|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/terry-black-tee-the-chook-book-jason-kimberley.jpg?v=1787108744"},{"product_id":"frank-the-shit-stirrer-tee","title":"Frank 'The Shit Stirrer' Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eE\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003every office, pub, and family gathering has its own ruthless hierarchy. Now, you can wear yours loud and proud with the Frank T-shirt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eRegular fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eMid-weight\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e180 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e100% combed cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Forest Green \/ XS","offer_id":48018085249213,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":48018085281981,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":48018085314749,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":48018085347517,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":48018085380285,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48018085413053,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48018085445821,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":48018085871805,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48018085904573,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48018085937341,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48018085970109,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48018086002877,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48018086035645,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":48018086068413,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48018086265021,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48018086297789,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48018086330557,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48018086363325,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48018086396093,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48018086428861,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48018086461629,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48018086494397,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48018086527165,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48018094719165,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48018094751933,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48018094784701,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48018094817469,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48018094850237,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48018094883005,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48018094915773,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48018094948541,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48018094981309,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48018095276221,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48018095308989,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48018095341757,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48018095374525,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48018095407293,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48018095440061,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48018095472829,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48018095505597,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":48018095538365,"sku":"PdrwSPnBEM1ZZ7|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/frank-tee-navy.jpg?v=1786949143"},{"product_id":"gwendolyn-the-philosopher-tee","title":"Gwendolyn 'The Philosopher' Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eE\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003every office, pub, and family gathering has its own ruthless hierarchy. Now, you can wear yours loud and proud with the Gwendolyn T-shirt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eRegular fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eMid-weight\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e180 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e100% combed cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48134723371197,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48134723403965,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48134723436733,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48134723469501,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48134723502269,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48134723535037,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48134723567805,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48134723600573,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48134723633341,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":48134722486461,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48134722519229,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48134722551997,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48134722584765,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48134722617533,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48134722650301,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":48134722683069,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":48134723076285,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48134723109053,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48134723141821,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48134723174589,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48134723207357,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48134723240125,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48134723272893,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":48134723305661,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":48134723338429,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-BLACK-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":48134722748605,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":48134722781373,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":48134722814141,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":48134722846909,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":48134722879677,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":48134722912445,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":48134722945213,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":48134722977981,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":48134723010749,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-NAVY-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XS","offer_id":48134722224317,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":48134722257085,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":48134722289853,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":48134722322621,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":48134722355389,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":48134722388157,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":48134722420925,"sku":"SwQwYWKx2s0Wzo|AS-COLOUR-5001-FOREST-GREEN-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/gwendolyn-tshirt-forrest-the-chook-book.jpg?v=1787112345"},{"product_id":"henrietta-number-two-tee","title":"Henrietta 'Number Two' Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eE\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003every office, pub, and family gathering has its own ruthless hierarchy. Now, you can wear yours loud and proud with the Henrietta T-shirt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eRegular fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eMid-weight\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e180 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e100% combed cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":48018460049597,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48018460082365,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48018460115133,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48018460147901,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48018460180669,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48018460213437,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":48018460246205,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48018460541117,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48018460573885,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48018460606653,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48018460639421,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48018460672189,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48018460704957,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48018460737725,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48018460770493,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48018460803261,"sku":"LdG3HU7yma2WYW|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/henrietta-tee-cream-final.jpg?v=1786949718"},{"product_id":"edgar-the-show-pony-tee","title":"Edgar 'The Show Pony' Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eE\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003every office, pub, and family gathering has its own ruthless hierarchy. Now, you can wear yours loud and proud with the Edgar T-shirt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eRegular fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eMid-weight\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e180 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e100% combed cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":48018767282365,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48018767315133,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48018767347901,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48018767380669,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48018767413437,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48018767446205,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":48018767478973,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48018767741117,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48018767773885,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48018767806653,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48018767839421,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48018767872189,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48018767904957,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48018767937725,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48018767970493,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48018768003261,"sku":"1Bi8s4oIQvYgAA|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/edgar_tee_white_final.jpg?v=1786949880"},{"product_id":"edgar-tote-cream","title":"Edgar 'The Show Pony' Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eDitch the flimsy plastic and carry your gear with the quiet confidence of a cock who thinks he owns the place.\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eEnter the Edgar Tote Bag—the ultimate carry-all for anyone navigating the ruthless pecking order of modern life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 One size 42cm x 42cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 Heavy weight, 320 GSM \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48019194708157,"sku":"qV1spw1UA0tvMg|AS-COLOUR-1001-CREAM-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tote-carry-bag-jason-kimberley-edgar-cream.jpg?v=1787110908"},{"product_id":"edgar-tote-cream-copy","title":"Gwendolyn 'The Philosopher' Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eDitch the flimsy plastic and carry your gear with the quiet confidence of a cock who thinks he owns the place.\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eEnter The Gwendolyn Tote Bag—the ultimate carry-all for anyone navigating the ruthless pecking order of modern life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 One size 42cm x 42cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 Heavy weight, 320 GSM \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ OS","offer_id":48134131646653,"sku":"oerIEd2zMapvHv|AS-COLOUR-1001-BLACK-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48134139838653,"sku":"oerIEd2zMapvHv|AS-COLOUR-1001-CREAM-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tote-carry-bag-jason-kimberley-gwendolyn-black.jpg?v=1787110883"},{"product_id":"frank-the-shit-stirrer-tote-bag","title":"Frank 'The Shit Stirrer' Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eDitch the flimsy plastic and carry your gear with the quiet confidence of a cock who thinks he owns the place.\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eEnter The Frank Tote Bag—the ultimate carry-all for anyone navigating the ruthless pecking order of modern life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 One size 42cm x 42cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 Heavy weight, 320 GSM \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ OS","offer_id":48134240501949,"sku":"hiF49a1KpsxkRj|AS-COLOUR-1001-BLACK-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48134240567485,"sku":"hiF49a1KpsxkRj|AS-COLOUR-1001-CREAM-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tote-carry-bag-jason-kimberley-frank-black.jpg?v=1787110858"},{"product_id":"henrietta-number-two-tote-bag","title":"Henrietta 'Number Two' Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eDitch the flimsy plastic and carry your gear with the quiet confidence of a cock who thinks he owns the place.\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eEnter The Henrietta Tote Bag—the ultimate carry-all for anyone navigating the ruthless pecking order of modern life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 One size 42cm x 42cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 Heavy weight, 320 GSM \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48133582061757,"sku":"353AvqkZ8jbqiI|AS-COLOUR-1001-CREAM-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tote-carry-bag-jason-kimberley-henrietta-black_05f09d36-a6c1-4b48-91ad-04f117201a64.jpg?v=1787110820"},{"product_id":"terry-the-poor-bastard-tote-bag-cream","title":"Terry 'The Poor Bastard' Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eDitch the flimsy plastic and carry your gear with the quiet confidence of a cock who thinks he owns the place.\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eEnter The Terry Tote Bag—the ultimate carry-all for anyone navigating the ruthless pecking order of modern life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 One size 42cm x 42cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 Heavy weight, 320 GSM \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ OS","offer_id":48134290669757,"sku":"4C0Hh0MLOHbRvt|AS-COLOUR-1001-BLACK-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48134290702525,"sku":"4C0Hh0MLOHbRvt|AS-COLOUR-1001-CREAM-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tote-carry-bag-jason-kimberley-terry-black.jpg?v=1787110785"},{"product_id":"beatrice-the-plotter-tee","title":"Beatrice 'The Plotter' Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eE\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003every office, pub, and family gathering has its own ruthless hierarchy. Now, you can wear yours loud and proud with the Beatrice T-shirt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eRegular fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003eMid-weight\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e180 GSM\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐓 \u003c\/span\u003e100% combed cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":48133832638653,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48133832671421,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":48133832704189,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48133832736957,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48133832769725,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":48133832802493,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":48133832835261,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-NATURAL-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":48133833457853,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48133833490621,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-S","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48133833523389,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-M","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48133833556157,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48133833588925,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48133833621693,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-2XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48133833654461,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-3XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48133833687229,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-4XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48133833719997,"sku":"HtTngaDHflg8Yb|AS-COLOUR-5001-WHITE-5XL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/beatrice-tee-natural-the-chook-book-jason-kimberley.jpg?v=1787108411"},{"product_id":"beatrice-the-plotter-tea-towel","title":"Beatrice 'The Plotter' Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eStraight from the ruthless pecking order of The Chook Book, these premium tea towels feature the gloriously rude, viciously sharp, and uncomfortably familiar characters from the outback’s most toxic chook shed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton twill tea towel\u003cbr\u003e🐓 70x45cm\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Two hang loops for easy display or hanging\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"White \/ OS","offer_id":48133762711741,"sku":"ZMFYQBm7Loa8sq|AS-COLOUR-1511-WHITE-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48133762777277,"sku":"ZMFYQBm7Loa8sq|AS-COLOUR-1511-CREAM-OS","price":29.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/beatrice-tea-towel-the-chook-book-jason-kimberley-white.jpg?v=1787109813"},{"product_id":"the-chook-book-tote-bag","title":"The Chook Book Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eDitch the flimsy plastic and carry your gear with the quiet confidence of a cock who thinks he owns the place.\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eEnter The Terry Tote Bag—the ultimate carry-all for anyone navigating the ruthless pecking order of modern life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 One size 42cm x 42cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 Heavy weight, 320 GSM \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ OS","offer_id":48133704777917,"sku":"s0OgUygSAcEWJl|AS-COLOUR-1001-BLACK-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tote-bag-jason-kimberley-tote-black-and-gold.jpg?v=1787110996"},{"product_id":"beatrice-the-plotter-tote-bag","title":"Beatrice 'The Plotter' Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eDitch the flimsy plastic and carry your gear with the quiet confidence of a cock who thinks he owns the place.\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eEnter The Beatrice Tote Bag—the ultimate carry-all for anyone navigating the ruthless pecking order of modern life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🐓 Reinforced shoulder straps, one large main compartment\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 One size 42cm x 42cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 Heavy weight, 320 GSM \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e🐓 100% cotton canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Print Bar","offers":[{"title":"Cream \/ OS","offer_id":48134001590461,"sku":"M1OQesm7fSyd4F|AS-COLOUR-1001-CREAM-OS","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/files\/the-chook-book-tote-carry-bag-jason-kimberley-beatrice-cream_d165e45e-d914-4568-9b94-f9e47c3f9afc.jpg?v=1787111189"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/2492\/1789\/collections\/771909961_18085186784283836_7785053067034793082_n.jpg?v=1787116201","url":"https:\/\/jasonkimberley.com\/collections\/the-chook-book.oembed","provider":"Jason Kimberley","version":"1.0","type":"link"}